Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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