He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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