Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I look excited, but its just a facade.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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