Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
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