what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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