you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
