he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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