on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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