come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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