chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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