Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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