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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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