Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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