is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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