I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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