Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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