woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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