All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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