I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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