The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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