whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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