i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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