Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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