He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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