I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
