So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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