i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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