When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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