Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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