Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
