I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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