Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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