did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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