left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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