The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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