none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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