okay pat passed out under dana's car
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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