Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
handjob tips. give me some.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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