Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
It's never too late to be topless.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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