how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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