i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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