Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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