STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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