that's an acceptable place to lick
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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