don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
It all started with a game of naked twister.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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