Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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