I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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