i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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