I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Randomize
