Already got asked if we're dating
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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