Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She's the barista slut.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
