But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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