She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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