last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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