he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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